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Happy Christmas!

2009 December 25
by Sterry

Another preemptive post.

Lawl

2009 December 25
by dotlukas

Merry christmas (from october)

Endo’ school 09

2009 December 18
by Sterry

So today marks the end of our 2009 school year, 18 days off. Hoorah. Snow is also predicted, maybe a white christmas. We shall have to see how it pans out. Truthfully I’d rather not have a ‘white’ christmas, all cold and wet. A nice warm, sunny christmas is for me. Just not too hot. I’m very fussy about the weather.

For a church, this is quite amusing.

But one more week till christmas day, so a new processor, graphic card and HDD for me. Also some more virtual memory, damn vista. I’m considering getting MW2. Just because it is incredibly easy for achievements. I got 3 in like 20mins, thats the same rate as Lego Indiana Jones.  Oh and my gamerscore is over 9000, internet geeks will get that reference.

Sad thing is, we have an assembly to mark Mrs Q.Q’s joy that her arch enemies (Year 11) are dissaperating over the holidays. But before we leave her, we have to listen to her complaints about everything again. But after that, fun fun fun!

Happy 100th

2009 December 14
by Sterry

This post marks the 100th post on The TOFI Blog, although its been around for like 453 days, so you could say thats rather crap that its taken that long. Oh well.

A message to us all!

 So we have finished our mock exams, some well. Others not so. Looking at you Biology. But I shall have to wait till January till I can find out all of them due to Mrs Q.Q usual bitchyness. This school is to good for her, where is our Liberal McGas back. Although they do say we like go up 2 grades from now till our actual exams. So really I am on target for everything I know about. Go me.

Oh in entertaining news, Silvio Berlusconi was hit in the face by a man brandishing a model of Milan Cathedral. I mean, why hit Silvio Berlusconi, there are many more worth while targets in the world. Say Mrs Q.Q.

A small update.

2009 December 9
by Sterry

I just thought that green and red are more christmassy, and I feel the random snow is quite epic. Anyway that’s all I have to say tonight. I leave you with this random comic. Goodbye.

Black and white, how politically correct.

Monday Blues.

2009 December 7
by Sterry

Hello again. Two post’s in a week, amazing. So Christmas is like just over 17 days away now, the shopping has already become manic. Old women fighting over socks and 7 year olds punching each other in the face for the last Ben 10 toy. Fortunately I’m going to miss the wonders of that because I am going to do my shopping using the wonders of, the internet. Firstly because I’m incredibly lazy but also doing this because the two gifts I am actually purchasing come from a certain adult orientated toy store (No plugging here!).

Happy Bday Luke. Also this cake has black on it, meaning its good!

Year 11 are also half way through our mocks. I have four exams left this week, infact one is in about 8 hours from me writing this. Not a good start. But it is only R.E. and Our teacher Mrs G is like away all the time. She never even gave us our books back, due to not actually being in school, so I have had nothing to revise with. Good going education system! No thats unfair, I will just blame this on Jim Knight. Jim Knight, if I do badly in my R.E. mock I am going to find you and get a decrepit part japanese kid to break you. That is a promise. But only if I can be bothered. So going by what we already know, your probably safe, Jim Knight.

Oh, we must also mention the fact that it was Luke’s birthday on saturday, I was really excited about it because he was getting Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. But just to annoy me, he has decided to wait till christmas to play it. Even though it is in his house. Damn you Luke!

Urrggghhh

2009 December 1
by Sterry

So today marked the start of many things, December, our mock exams and the holiday season. It’s also world aids day but I won’t go into much detail of that. 

Black men are always right.

 First December. The final month of the year, time to look back (If you can remember what happened) and a time to buy presents for christmas. For others and yourself, if your me. Its also suddenly gone very cold. The recreation ground became partially covered in water over the weekend, then froze. Quite lol. So I expect we will have more flooding around the corner. Maybe the lake will freeze loads like last year. It was thick enough for Luke to walk on. I know, amazing.

So another thing thats started, as stated earlier, is year 11 mock exams.We had our fist, of three, english papers and two science papers. Biology and Chemistry. But I have 8 exams over the next 8 days. Fortunately i have 2 days without and exams, yay! Thing is they’ll probably help us with revision for our actual exams. As I now know what i need to revise for Biology.

So not the best of starts to December, but it is nearly christmas. Which means I will probably be able to run crysis on my PC. Hoorah! Anyway I will let you get back to your revision, ttfn.

Microsoft Sam is fun brahh.

2009 November 23
by Roberty Adamness

Okej Hej.

So if any of you in the world of Tofi blog viewers happens to have software called “Ventrillo 3″ you’ll know (or hopefully know) about the awesomeness that is, the chat rooms. It’s communicating software like skype or teamspeak, but you may be thinking “Adam, why would you want to go in a chat room when you can just speak using your cheap but strangely clear microphone?”. Well my friends, the answer is simple, some people don’t have microphones. LOL JOEKZ. LOLOOLOOLO. But yeah, it has a box that can be ticked called TTS, which stands for Text-To-Speech. Or what I enjoy calling it, Microsoft Sam. As some of you may have already guessed, it changes everything you type into MS. It sounds boring but it’s really fun to type crap and hear Sam say it, or Anna if your a vista fag.

If you don’t have Ventrillo 3, i would srs recommend getting it. Even if you don’t have a microphone because TTS chat is really funny at times. Although spamming it can be deadly for your ears as leaving ventrillo will NOT stop it. LOLOL. Hint, use soi or ururururur, sounds hilarious.

Anywayz, this post will most likely destroy people sanity or something because of the boredom produced by reading it, although we all know you enjoy my posts, right?!?!? …Oh. Well uhm, at least the hype of modern ballfaces 2 has gtfo’d. WOO HOO.

Roberty Adamness. =DD

Yay for Blog post generators!

2009 November 15
by Sterry

 

Wholy smoke I just had a cup of tea and realised I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail… You would not believe how terribly tardy the Victorian internet can be. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.

I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, being distracted by the shiny, just generally being a hindrance to society in general, my day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I run out of alcohol. I am plotting and planning. it will be fun fun fun till they take my TBird away.

I won’t promise anything to you but I will get online again after this next set. Truly! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!.

 

Winter

2009 November 13
by dotlukas

We can officially call it winter tbh now. Weathers cold, and unsettled. Christmas presents have begun to be purchased, and bonfire night has passed.

The time of year is significant for alot of people. No more so than for me, and fellow year eleven go-ers. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.

Serrriously. The only thing im damn excited about are the extreme whether conditions. Nothing good is happening. Christmas will return likely overhyped. Mocks are plunged down on us like some fat chick who sits on a sofa. Poor, poor cushion.

Poor, poor year 11’s. As we are that cushion.